Ever wonder why you are still single? Is it because you have a shitty personality? Or is it because you are eating cold pizza for breakfast on the subway because you are running late for work? Although all might be true about you, maybe its where you are living.
A recent study by SKYN condoms surveyed over 3,000 sexually active men and women between the ages of 18-34. They asked a bunch of sexual questions to determine where the biggest sluts in America lie. To no surprise #1 was New York City. Where else can you go out with someone, have sex, pee in their laundry hamper, and throw up in their elevator on your way out and never see them again (Yes the story above is a sadly true). Well let me tell you, you aren't getting away with this behavior in Amish county Massachusetts. Although I would love to see that go down.
If finding whores is your thing, then you should check out cities like Houston, home of the super bowl, so where else does one have drunk sex to forget that the Patriots just won for the 500th year in a row. Followed by San Francisco and Washington D.C. If I was living in Washington D.C. I wouldn't want to leave my house either knowing Melania is out there wandering around.
So wherever you are in the country, keep swiping and remember that dollar pizza is only steps away and dollar pizza will never turn you down.